It's one of THOSE days...
Via Text Message (Regarding the fact that I'm a grouch): I did wear awesome shoes today. This way if I have to stab someone, I have a weapon AND they make my legs look great. So that helps.
To My Best Friend (Regarding dating): I really don't know why I ever try... I literally do not have time for this. But I also don't want to die alone and have someone find me 8 days later after my cats have eaten me or something like that. So I guess I have to keep hoping there is someone out there who will want to be there to save my dead body from cats. And that is the most morbid thing I have probably ever said.
I'm not going to date you, but I'll certainly save your dead body from cats, should the need arise, for what it's worth...
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